The Blond

There were 2 blonds, one on each side of a river. One blond yelled over to the other, "Hey, I can't swim! Can you tell me how to get to the other side?" The other blond yelled back "Excuse me! You're on the other side!"

Well there were 3 young Kids, well young adults, standing there. 1 guy, 2 girls, a brunett and a blond, and the Guy laughed, the Burnett laughed, and the Blond said, "I don't get it."

So I said, This blond headed girl was on her way to Disney Land. She was almost there and on the highway she saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left" and she turned around and went home.

Well the Guy laughed, the Burnett laughed, and the Blond said, "I don't get it."

so I continued, Then when she got home she was reading in a magazine, the article said, "Most accidents happen in the home" and she packed up and moved.

Well the Guy laughed, the Burnett laughed, and the Blond said, "I don't get it."

So, There was a blonde headed girl, in the Middle of the Desert in Arizona, in a Row Boat, and she had both oars sticking out the sides, kicking up sand and dust on both sides, she was rowing for shore. Another blond was driving down the road and saw her, stopped and got out of the truck and said, "You dumb Blond! It's Dumb Blonds like you that give Us Blonds a bad name." she said, "If I could swim I'd come out there and kick you butt."

And the Blond said "Oh! She's already on the other side".

True Story